A Failure To Communicate, Vol 67.

Sep. 25th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

I think this is what our grandparents call "a senior moment."

The best part?
THEY WROTE IT IN ALL CAPS.

 

[sad face here]

 

"Sprinkles All Over Momther" is the name of my Cake cover band.

 

Ahhh, NOW you're speaking my language.

(The language... OF WRECKS. [eyebrow waggle])

 

In a word?
NO.

 

Thanks to Lani T., Donna C., Patrick L., Anony M., & Rebecca P. for keeping those lines of communication nice and squiggly-like.

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Posted by morbane

In the last four weeks, there have been six works added to the New Year's Resolutions collection. Enjoy!

Friendship (And Beyond) (1313 words) by SegaBarrett
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Chess - Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Frederick Trumper/Florence Vassy
Characters: Florence Vassy, Frederick Trumper
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Ex Sex, Getting Back Together
Summary: Florence runs into a familiar face, several years later.


Rubicon (1417 words) by hellabaloo
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jason Bourne/Marie Kreutz
Characters: Jason Bourne, Marie Helena Kreutz
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, survivor's guilt
Summary: It was amazingly easy, Jason thought as he watched the pictures burn, to erase any evidence of their two years together.


Whatever Is Has Already Been (1284 words) by snowynight
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: #FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives - Anonymous
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Woman in Blue Dress/Woman in Red Dress (#FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives)
Characters: Woman in Red Dress (#FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives), Woman in Blue Dress (#FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives)
Additional Tags: Epistolary, Metafiction, Established Relationship, Humor, Unconventional Format
Summary: Barefoot on the Beach (1960) is an underrated gem of a film which still inspires enthusiastic discussion on internet forums, and its promotion still has fostered an internet phenomena #FindTheGirlsOnTheNegatives on Twitter. However, to Helena, the most important influence of the film is to bring her together with Iris.


My Lady Fair Was She (2872 words) by prodigy
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fate/Zero, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Irisviel von Einzbern/Arturia Pendragon | Irisviel von Einzbern/Saber
Characters: Illyasviel von Einzbern, Arturia Pendragon | Saber
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Berserker Arturia
Summary: Thou, bound in the cage of madness. I am she who commands those chains.


Benjamin's Best (1221 words) by ozsaur
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Zootopia (2016)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Benjamin Clawhauser/Original Male Character(s)
Characters: Benjamin Clawhauser, OMC
Additional Tags: benjamin clawhauser - Freeform, Fluff, Pre-Slash, Donuts, Cute
Summary: Surprises are in store for Benjamin.


a word of advice (2967 words) by Himmelreich
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Constantine (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Constantine/Angela Dodson
Characters: John Constantine, Angela Dodson
Summary: Angela comes to see John for advice one unpleasantly hot L.A. summer's day.


Until assignments are sent out (approximately) for Yuletide 2017, the New Year's Resolution collection (2017 edition) is open for writers to submit fics based on prompts from previous Yuletides.

Writers are especially encouraged to write stories for prompts that were not filled during the main Yuletide run.

2016 prompts on AO3
Google spreadsheet of all prompts (thank you to Min)
Database of 2016's Dear Author letters (thank you to lsellersfic)
2016 prompts as a text file
Prompts from 2016's non-signed-up pinch hitters on LJ and on DW
Some Day My Fic Will Come mini-challenge - This challenge is for prompts that are posted year after year after year - see more info at the link!


Fics written for the purpose of re-qualifying for Yuletide must be posted before signing up to Yuletide 2017 (ie, before October 9 and ideally before October 1). You have two weeks! They must also be over 1,000 words and written to a previous Yuletide prompt. The fandom in which they are written must still be small enough to qualify for Yuletide (in brief: there are fewer than 1,000 fics each (that are over 1,000 words, in English, and complete) when adding the total fics on AO3 and ff.net).


Recent posts of interest:
Praise Your Fandoms post on LJ | on DW
Misses Clause Challenge on LJ | on DW
Writing Meetups Post on DW

Sunday Sweets: Stained Glass

Sep. 24th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

"Color is to the eye what music is to the ear."

- Louis Comfort Tiffany

What does "stained glass" make you think of? Church windows? Fancy light fixtures?

How about gorgeous cakes?

(By Queen of Hearts Couture Cakes)

Ooh la la! So soft and pretty; I love the watercolor feel to those colors.

 

(By Paige Fong)

This cake practically glows, it's so vivid. And I like how the flowers are mirrored in the artwork.

 

(By Maggie Austin Cake)

I can't imagine the time it took to pipe and paint even one of these layers, much less four.

 

(By Corrie Cakes)

These cookies look like sun catchers! Doesn't the blue background look like a cloudy sky showing through?

 

(By Melissa Alt Cakes)

One of my personal favorites today! There's a great little Tiffany museum here in Florida, and this one reminds me the most of some of his windows there. Something about all those glowing greens and rich orangey-browns... Just lovely.

 

(also by Queen of Hearts Couture Cakes)

Both are amazing, but that blue! WOW.

 

(By Bittersweet Pastry)

Perhaps more of a mosaic than stained glass, but I'm blown away by the 3D flowers! Such a great design.

 

And another tile mosaic:

(By Passionate Cakes)

So much detail! Can you imagine how long it would take to place all those tiny pieces?!

 

These flowers look like they're bursting out of the glass design:

(Also by Maggie Austin Cake)

So. Cool.

 

And finally:

(By Vinism Sugar Art)

I take it back; I think this is my favorite. The balance of dark and light, the perfectly blended colors, that butterfly...! It belongs in the Tiffany Museum! Or my belly. One of the two, anyway. ;)

 

Hope you guys enjoyed! Happy Sunday!

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Squeakity Squeakers Squeak

Sep. 22nd, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

 

 

Thanks Julie A. for the cake, the cake for Kuzco, the cake chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's cake.

That cake?

*****

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A Series of Unfortunate Monograms

Sep. 21st, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

Or this?

(Never in my life have I so fervently hoped that a cake was chocolate.)

 

Or, Aunt Flo help us, this?

"So, when's the party?"

"At the end of the month."

 

Amy M., Jenna B., & Kim W., URQTs. At least, I like to think that you are. Not in a creepy way, of course, or like I know firsthand because I secretly stalk you or anything...that would just be weird. I mean, look, I'm just trying to give you a friendly compliment, in a completely platonic, non-stalker-esque kind of way, Ok? Ok. As you were.

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Wedding Wrecks, Fangirl Edition

Sep. 20th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Imani wanted this cake for her wedding, only with bright lime green flowers instead of pink:

 

She got this:

 

Yeeeah.

 

And Meredith asked for this design with little pumpkins instead of apples:

 

... but she got this:

 

Preach.

 

And finally, as a baker herself, Zoey decided to keep her wedding cake design SUPER simple to avoid potential wreckage:

No piping required! Just plain frosted tiers and colored sugar crystals!

 

Say it with me, now:

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Oooh, Sherlock, you so bad.

 

Thanks to Imani R., Meredith R., & Zoey K., who want to know if I seriously just turned this post into a SuperWhoLock love fest. And the answer is yes, YES I DID.

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Let's Play Telephone

Sep. 19th, 2017 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Ever wonder what could possibly go wrong with a simple inscription on a basic cake? Well, WONDER NO MORE. 

Below I've listed the inscriptions some of my trusty Wreckporters ordered from professional bakeries, followed by the cakes they actually received:

 

"God Bless Neal"

I hear it's His middle name.

 

"Welcome Baby Arnold"

The spacing is what really sells it.

 

"Happy Birthday Mom"

Now that's a cake only a mother named Bob could love.

[Btw, I'm starting to wonder if a baker named Bob is doing these on purpose. And if so, I want to shake Bob's hand.]

 

"Congrats British Lit"

I hope this starts a trend; I want to see all the ways bakers butcher "Kyrgyzstanian."

 

"Happy Bandwidth Upgrade Day"

"Band With Upgrade" is the name of my retro Steam Powered Giraffe cover band.

(I realize only about 3 people will get that joke... and I'm ok with that.)

 

"Grats to Dad"

I like to think this is the baker's revenge on everyone who shortens "congratulations" to "grats." "CONGRATS" IS SHORT ENOUGH, PEOPLE.

 

"Old Dirty Thirty"

At some point you stop being surprised. Or so I'm told.

 

"When I'm 64"

That's actually how John says it when he's singing in his "drunk McCartney" voice, so maybe Kit sang her order over the phone. Drunk. While imitating Paul McCartney. 

(Don't keep us in suspense, now, Kit: did you?)

 

Thanks to Colleen C., Suzanne R., Morgan & Eric, Katie D., Ethan D., Leslie C., Becky L., & Kit K. for really phoning it in today. ;)

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Fandom Giftbox - Needy Boxes

Sep. 18th, 2017 09:05 pm
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AO3 Collection | Community on DW | Needy Giftbox List

Want to get your treating on early? Fandom Giftbox is in need of fills!

The minimum for fills is 100 words/100x100 pixels, in a stated fandom and medium. Anyone can post fills, even if they haven't signed up!

The AO3 collection and DW comments will be revealed on September 23rd.